This is what Em told me. And I agree. The ones around us have shown us great evidence that "Beng" is jinxed :

1. ______ ______ Beng.

This guy, well I kind of pity him. I've known him for years now. He has been seeking for true love for 21 years but sadly, most girls practically ignore him. But yet, he puts the blame to all the ladies in this world. He thinks that MOST women are going for men with the looks and the money.

2. ______ ______ Beng.

A bachelor for 21 years. The last time I asked him, he got rejected 13 times. I'm not sure if the record is going on 14. But he's a nice guy. If he shoots you with sarcasm, that's the sign ladies. He's coming after you.

3. ______ ______ Beng.

I think this one is the most succesful Beng among all. He has achieved great things at the young age of his. Earning big bucks. And this Beng has a pretty girlfriend. Unfortunately, he often get views from other people, thinking his gay. I was 100% convinced he was gay at first.

4. Ah Beng a.k.a LaLa Zhai.

Ah Lian's boyfriend. I did my Wikisearch. How do you identify one as Ah Beng? If he's

i. a young Chinese man

ii. in Singapore or Malaysia

iii. speaks Singlish or Manglish

iv. curses a lot.

v. being a total show-off when they are actually shallow-minded

vi. loves fast and exotic cars

vii. has unsual taste in style and dresses stereotypically.

viii. has Ah Lian a.k.a LaLa Mui as a girlfriend.

So, have you seen any Ah Beng today?

And the most famous Ah Beng of all time is :

5. PHUA CHU BENG

The brother of the best contractor in Singapore, JB and some say Batam! Don't play play with them man. As we all know, Anthony Phua Chu Beng has been badly mistreated and bullied by his brother, Chu Kang or Kang Kang. He works as an architecture for PCK Pte Ltd but he often designs toilets. Also, he has his OCD (Obsessive-compulsive disorder) wife, Margaret Phua, controlling him and turning his life upside down.